We were pretty upset about this whole Iran space monkey launching thing when we heard about it last week. First, there was a story about them shooting the terrified monkey into the stars, which sounded terrible, and then a whole […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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The undead are alive and well in today’s mainstream media. They’re walking. Their bodies are warm. They’re warring. I’ve always been one to consume zombies. (You see the trick is to consume them before they consume your brains.) Let’s see… […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was with heartbreak that my brother learned that the videogame he’d been anticipating literally for years, Aliens: Colonial Marines, is by almost all accounts a turgid piece of poopie. There were a handful of outlier reviews singing its praises, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When news first broke about the Higgs boson, I got very excited. Then, I made about 20 different “super hard-on collider” jokes. Now, hear tell of the “God particle” forsaking us. This is exactly why I don’t go to church.