I do the fantasy football. I do it rather well. Well… about as well as you can do anything that is entirely up to chance and the accomplishments of others. But I would be up for a fantasy fantasy draft […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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We’ve mentioned it before, but sloths are really hot right now. If you like animals (read: sloths) like we do, you’ve surely noticed Buzzfeed and Huffington Post’s link bait cute sloth articles by now. But now sloths are being monetized. It […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My opinions on the sexification of Halloween costumes are all over the Internet. To sum it up, I think it’s stupid, but I think it’s stupider to keep complaining about something that’s here to stay. Plus, boobs. In addition, butts. Halloween […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every once in a while, the space monkeys realize they should be colonizing planets other than Earth, I suppose. But sometimes it’s not worth traveling to the next distant, earthly planet when there’s a perfectly inhospitable planet right in front […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…