I do the fantasy football. I do it rather well. Well… about as well as you can do anything that is entirely up to chance and the accomplishments of others. But I would be up for a fantasy fantasy draft like the one Meany had in mind. You must be able to sway those outcomes a bit more, right?
Is this just fantasy?
I don’t partake in fantasy football. One time, almost 20 years ago, I was in a fantasy basketball thing in college and I think I kept trying to pick Moses Malone over and over. Or maybe it was Robert Horry. This was a long time ago, is what I’m trying to say. Was “Penny” Hardaway a real person or did I dream him? Was he also “Penny” from Lost? Did he have a tiny marionette sidekick? That sounds too crazy to be real.
Meany, I think, has a great deal of curiosity about stuff like fantasy football, but also a very thin amount of knowledge about how these things work. Good thing he has Bobbo to watch out for him.
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