It’s true that today’s comic has a Thanksgiving theme, but I also believe that turkey should be an all-year thing. It should at least be something we continue serving through December because I for one do not get sick of leftovers after Thanksgiving like some ungrateful people do. I could eat that stuff on the regular.

I mean, I would gain a million pounds, but I would be jolly.

I could eat some turkey today is all I’m saying.