Space Monkeys!

We’ve often wondered (in as much as it is our job to wonder because we made the shit up) how this very large enterprise, this whole monkeys-invading-Earth project, is funded because such a thing is not cheap.

What we discovered is that Meany doesn’t care much for money, which somehow makes him a magnet for cash. Bobbo, too, for that matter. Dudes cannot keep money from flowing in their direction no matter how hard they try. They’re like Trump pumps, siphoning in equity with little to no effort. Establishing a good deed for the young monkeys ain’t no thing for one such as Meany. He tends to turn words into actions on the regular.

That such cashflow hasn’t translated into more respect and fear from humans is probably one of the things that keeps Meany up at night. But at least he’s got all his kidneys.