We liked The Chaplain so much that we brought him back right away. I do so admire religious incompetence and/or corruptibility.

In form, function and taste, I don’t know that you can beat the lowly Lunchables package. They have saved me from hunger on many working late nights and I do not thank God lightly for making sure they are always available in our vending machines at work. Not just available, but available in a variety of meats. I am partial to Turkey + American myself.