When I was writing the strip, I couldn’t for the life of me remember what you called those generic groceries that you buy at the supermarket. White label? Black label? B/W label? Off-brand? Generitol? I had to do a Web search and still wasn’t completely satisfied by the answer.

The temptation was there to just borrow the hilarious Halloween off-brand product names from Everybody Hates Chris: “Two Musketeers,” “Butterthumbs,” “M&Ns,” “Nickers” and “Gravy Way.”