Space Monkeys!

I wish I could say that today’s comic was strictly influenced by our demented imaginations and a Newsweek article, but it is just not so. I’m a bit embarrassed to say I’ve had my own experience with space monkeying.

One time I choked on an ice cube. And until the natural heats of my throat melted it and brought about air passage freedom, I totally got off to it. I’m not welcome at the Olive Garden anymore.