I assure you I am not smoking my Photoshop filters. While I’ve been tempted many times, Omar subjects me to regular drug tests. You’ve gotta be squeeky clean to draw monkeys.

Today’s comic reminds me of my brilliant idea for a pop song which is sure to shoot up to the top of the charts with the current state of music (See: “My Humps”). The song will be called “Urine Luck.” It’ll be a very optimistic ballad on par with “Float On.”

Nobody steal my idea, or I’ll cut ya.