Space Monkeys!

Today’s comic obviously pays tribute to March of the Penguins, the film that no matter who you are, you have the same reaction when you first hear about it: “I wanna go see that!”

I haven’t, but there is a deep desire in me to go pay money to sit in a theater and watch our cold and well-dressed flightless friends trek.

We went to Sea World a few weeks ago where there were actual arctic penguins behind glass and suffering the indignity of public staring and crappy snow machines and, to be frank, it was pretty boring.

These penguins needed widescreen camera angles and Morgan Freeman’s narration. THEN you’ve got some goddamned good penguins right there.