Space Monkeys!

Today’s comic is about the phenomenon of EVP, which is like, Electric Voice over eye-P (of the DEAD!) or some crap.

The theory behind this, as popularized by the recent movie White Noise, which you can still catch in theaters– oh, wait, no, you just missed it — is that the dead can communicate through common electronic devices, like, say, Blackberrys or cell phones or Instant Messenger, just like the rest of us. Only they get NO weekend minutes and the overages from the afterlife are a fucking bitch.

A conversation through, say, a toaster, might go something like this.

You: Uncle Rick! Talk to us!

Voice from the Toaster: I’m buuuurrrrning! BURRRRRRNING!

You: Are you in Hell?

Uncle Rick: No, that was the toast talking. I’m in purgatory. It smells like ammonia here.