Space Monkeys!

Look, I’m just going to say what everyone’s thinking. That dildo looks good.

As far as Apple TVs or iTVs or Appletinis are concerned, I don’t really get too hyped anymore. Well, appletinis, yes, but the last few years have burned me out on Apple speculation and devastating disappointments when they don’t unveil a device that’s shaped like a lobster and does my taxes for me.

So I’m taking a “wait and see” approach to this phantom machine that will revolutionize our living rooms and probably shoot popcorn directly into my mouth.