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Donnie Brighto

by PJ on December 25, 2006 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Comic

Today, we bring you a very special Christmas Day comic. It’s special for a few reasons. First of all, we’re bring you a comic on a holiday (you didn’t think it strange we didn’t say anything about a hiatus last week?). Second, this particular comic is a gift for a very special person. I may have mentioned her on here before.

She’s been the inspiration for some of the things we’ve done with this comic, and it was only fitting that she would have a comic made to her specifications on this day. Not only have we made you a comic, [redacted], we’ve created lore. Donnie the Red-dicked Donkey will live on in comic and in song.

Donnie the Red-dicked Donkey
Had a very shiny knob
And if you ever saw it
You would offer him a job
All of the other donkeys
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donnie
Join in any donkey dames

Then one smoggy Christmas Eve,
Lobster came to say
“Donnie with your dick so bright,
Won’t you guide my pot tonight?”

Then all the donkeys loved him
As they tried to dodge his skeet,
Donnie the Red-dicked Donkey,
You’ve probably got herpes!

Merry Christmas, [redacted]. I love you.

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…and to all a good bright penis!

by Omar G. on December 25, 2006 at 7:43 pm

First off, “[redacted]?”

Anyway, this was all PJ. I merely stood back and nodded approvingly, suggesting the occasional idea (“Yes, but what if it was a glowing red penis? How would that go?”)

Merry Christmas, everyone. It’s been a pretty crazy year and we’re glad you’ve stuck with us.

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