You may not recognize me, and that’s okay. But just to refresh your memory, I’m P.J. Sometimes I make comics of celestial simian nature for your enjoyment. It’s been a while since the last one so I can see where you may have forgotten about what we do around here, or how you may have become disoriented in your old age. You should probably get that mole checked out too.

But yes! We are back. The Funny is now restocked and in a safe place. A spider would have to do some serious evolving to access it now. Now, Spiderman – that’s a completely different story. He can have the Funny whenever he wants. 

So, once again, we’re sorry about Friday. That was a dark day for monkeys everywhere. I think I speak for both Omar and myself when I steal this quote out of the mouth of Simpsons President Clin-ton.

“As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.”

That just about sums everything up.