I think we all have our own eye teetering on a stalk of instability. Maybe yours is a chronic case of bad breath. Maybe it’s that discoloration on your butt cheek. Or maybe it’s that eye of yours teetering on a stalk of instability.

We begin the week in spectacular fashion with an on-time update. This and the White Sox are in the World Series? What’s going on here? Don’t be surprised if Jimmy Kimmel is funny all of a sudden.