As we all can foresee, clones will one day be big business, but there’s been very little discussion about how clones will enhance our sex lives. For one thing, masturbation never need again be a lonely, wrist-straining activity. Also, the possibilities for three- and four-somes is nigh endless.

This is the stuff we think about so you don’t have to.

Sorry for no comic late last week. PJ and I are both adjusting to changing states of employment and we haven’t had as much time as we usually do to connect. We’ll rectify that. After all, it is the holidays.