Secret ‘Source
I am sure you’ve heard about this thing called “the economy.” What is it exactly? Well, my understanding is that it’s a topic for small talk and a thing you can blame anything on if push comes to shove. You burnt your popcorn? The economy. You stepped in gum? The economy. You suck at life? The economy. You were caught by your wife watching dolphin porn and she’s leaving you and taking the kids? The. Economy.
Well, Meany and Bobbo are not immune to this unrelenting beast. The economy has claimed them as his… even though they are not citizens of Earth. Go figure.
There’s something to be said for cheap labor. Now, what that is exactly I do not know, so I’ll just keep my mouth shut. I’m an old fashioned man with a strong belief in work ethic. Oh wait… I said I’d keep my mouth shut.
Anyway, I’m going to go catch up on my lack of sleep. Damn economy.
Chanakya
I am always scared to death I’m going to offend everyone in the world when I make a fictional cultural reference, but I actually looked up a list of Indian names before dubbing our helpful Bangalore-based consultant “Chanakya.”
The name means, “Bright” or “great scholar,” which sounded pretty good to me.
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