The Joke Killer
I promised there’d be a comic today, and, lo and behold, there is! Just like there were a lot of commas in that last sentence. Once again, sorry about the delay. But hey…I got two of my grades back for this semester (an A and a B) so your patience is already paying dividends. Your humble arteest will not end up living in a cardboard box behind IHOP dreaming of days when he once used to draw monkeys to make people laugh. Man….that would be more depressing than I realized when I thought to write that.
Anyways, I’m finished with school for now so there should be no more dumb things like getting an education getting in my way with the updates. See ya Monday.
Comic a-comin’!
The Monday comic is en route, delayed, it seems, by these long holiday postal lines. You see, when we send off for each Space Monkeys! comic, passing the savings on to you, we have to submit an order, then mail it off with green stamps that you get at the Piggly Wiggly and then wait for weeks and weeks for that comic to come back, fully colored by low-wage employees in Taiwan and injected with Funny from our new supplier in Sasketchewan (Home of the Funny).
Why go through all the trouble? Because you, dear reader, are worth it. Stay tuned. I think I see a package arriving at the front door.
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