Zone Defense
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The Friend Zone is not a place you want to be. I’ve been there many a time, and it’s boring, frustrating and depressing all in one neatly confined zone. There are tales of those who have escaped the zone, but they’re the stories of legend. How can a man be so cunning and so slippery as to be emancipated? Surely it’s not possible.
The Marriage Zone
on July 4, 2013
at 9:02 am
In my experience, the best cure for being put in the Friend Zone over and over is getting married.
Marriage is itself the Ultimate Friend Zone, but paradoxically, there’s still sex involved.
Well, sometimes.
You have to watch for that: don’t get FriendZoned within an Ultimate Friend Zone.
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