Space Monkeys!

The Monday comic is en route, delayed, it seems, by these long holiday postal lines. You see, when we send off for each Space Monkeys! comic, passing the savings on to you, we have to submit an order, then mail it off with green stamps that you get at the Piggly Wiggly and then wait for weeks and weeks for that comic to come back, fully colored by low-wage employees in Taiwan and injected with Funny from our new supplier in Sasketchewan (Home of the Funny).

Why go through all the trouble? Because you, dear reader, are worth it. Stay tuned. I think I see a package arriving at the front door.