I haven’t seen Alien vs. Predator like PJ has, but I hear it’s not a total sham, despite critics going at the film as if it anally assaulted them.

The original idea for this strip was to be an even larger battle royale. Get this: “Alien vs. Predator vs. Alf vs. E.T. vs. Marvin the Martian vs. Those Aliens from ‘Signs’ that Were Afraid of Water vs. an Illegal Alien Named Pedro.” Sadly, our time and budget constraints kept this glorious vision from these pages. Maybe we’ll hit it up in a sequel. I wanted E.T. to be jacking those “Signs” aliens up with a glass of water.