Sounds like somebody has a case of the Wednesdays!

Oh, damn. That somebody is me.

This comic was actually inspired by my real-life sick-day/PTO situation at the end of last year which was basically:

Workplace: You have 5,000 hours of sick time because you’ve worked here for decades and never call in sick.

Omar: Yay!

Workplace: But you can never, ever use it. Not unless you’re dying.

Omar: (much quieter) yay?

So instead of dying, I wrote a comic. That’s how I deal.