Space Monkeys!

You know, I don’t pay much mind to cliffs, I guess. Maybe it’s that I’m just not around them enough or I’ve just never really regarded the terminated end of a land mass as anything entirely special. But cliffs are things I still know to mind with a respect reserved for things I shouldn’t walk beyond.

Theoretical cliffs, though? Got no use for them. If that’s the scariest name you can come up with for an impending economic disaster, I’m just going to go right back to racking up as much credit card debt as I can, buying cashmere sweaters for my puppy. (HE DESERVES NICE THINGS!)

Remember Cliff from ‘Cheers’? That guy was always on.