I don’t partake in fantasy football.  One time, almost 20 years ago, I was in a fantasy basketball thing in college and I think I kept trying to pick Moses Malone over and over. Or maybe it was Robert Horry. This was a long time ago, is what I’m trying to say. Was “Penny” Hardaway a real person or did I dream him? Was he also “Penny” from Lost? Did he have a tiny marionette sidekick? That sounds too crazy to be real.

Meany, I think, has a great deal of curiosity about stuff like fantasy football, but also a very thin amount of knowledge about how these things work. Good thing he has Bobbo to watch out for him.