Porno For Patients
Here is the conclusion of our continuity, and like all good stories, it ends in pornography.
Go out and make your own good story this weekend.
Dear mama
on February 1, 2007
at 7:13 pm
Our mom was in the hospital recently for surgery (she’s at home now and just fine, thanks), and I don’t know about PJ, but I’m always fascinated by the whole idea of the morphine drip, where you push the button to give yourself a dose of sweet meds.
Why can’t this concept be expanded? I want a frozen custard button. And a button that pipes in the Ricky Gervais podcast. And another one that gives me small doses of ginger-soy chicken. Just hook a remote up to me and let the dosing begin!
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