Our mom was in the hospital recently for surgery (she’s at home now and just fine, thanks), and I don’t know about PJ, but I’m always fascinated by the whole idea of the morphine drip, where you push the button to give yourself a dose of sweet meds.

Why can’t this concept be expanded? I want a frozen custard button. And a button that pipes in the Ricky Gervais podcast. And another one that gives me small doses of ginger-soy chicken. Just hook a remote up to me and let the dosing begin!