He’s Not An Artist
We’ve entered a new era today. A time when we post webcomics. I know you may be frightened, but don’t worry. Everything’s gonna be allllllllllllllright.
I needed a little help from Omar getting today’s comic to you. Sketching paper all around the world now lives in fear, clinging desperately to the weak adhesives keeping it safely attached to the bindings of its safe sketchbook havens.
If you can’t read what Omar wrote in today’s comic don’t feel bad. I went looking for a Japanese to English translator and Googled what I thought might be a Greg the Bunny reference before I realized what was going on.
I’ll let him translate for you later.
It will all make sense
As is made clear by this unintentional mockery (and mawkery) of ourselves, there is only one person in this two-man team qualified to draw Space Monkeys! and put it online and that person is the other guy.
Here’s a helpful transcript for the black-and-white portions of the comic you just read:
Panel 2: Space Monkeys! By: The Gallaga Bro. [note: singluar]
Bobbo: Uh oh.
Meany: Uh oh is right.
Panel 3: But nevermind the change in artists this week! (Seriously. Nevermind that.) Bobbo and Meany had to prepare for the prestigious annual Space Monkeys Award Show and Gala™! It was coming up very soon and Bobbo and Meany were up for some major awards!
Bobbo: He shouldn’t use so much text.
Meany: Yes, he —
Panel 4: SPACE MONKEYS! GALA
Bobbo: I hope I win most gregarious.
Meany: I have a lock on ‘Meanest Wart.’
Panel 5: Winners!
Trophy says “Worst Drawn”
Meany: But, really, haven’t we all lost today?
And there you have it.
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